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...my glasses where held on by fishing wire that hooked around my ears and i liked them because they made me look like a magical wizard
1228
if i were a grandparent I would use FaceTime to coo over offspring but instead i use it to make conversations with my friends uncomfortable
1229
just the last part
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my new movie #68kill premieres in one week at @sxsw. come wearing your sister's flip flops. schedule.sxsw.com/2017/films/718…
1233
when i was 10 i thought i had rabies because a chipmunk ate part of my lunch
1234
i just put the last sound touches on #Mr.Scratch (the most recent ep of CM i directed) I almost feel bad for how much this will horrify you
1236
RT:“@cmgubloids: pic.twitter.com/GoR4N7iVKg” this really happened and it was great
1237
i'm just one tub of hair gel away from being that crazy guy on "ancient aliens"
1238
.@A24 you are amazing. thank you for facilitating the transition
1239
...and the deleted scenes are on blue-ray! #lifeafterbeth 🧟♀️💜👦🏼
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i made @NylonMag a valentine's day soundtrack. i hope everyone is french kissing someone as you read this. nylon.com/articles/matth…
1242
had the time of my life on #ElHormigueroMx here is a picture of a present I made for pichas and cachas
1243
limbo worm dance on @yogabbagabba @nickjr
1247
#gublertattootuesday a chalk drawing i did of minnie mouse now on @Marlee.jpg (instagram)
1249
except when i was born
1250
WARNING! DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS. I AM A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL. eating a spoonful of cinnamon can kill you if done wrong youtube.com/watch?v=m1nkXv…