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1102
i asked a girl to prom by giving her a fancy jewelry box with the note "will you Gogh to prom with me." inside the box was a fake bloody ear
1103
just kidding i never smash pumpkins. it's disrespectful to Halloween but billy corgan looks cool with hair and also with bald.
1104
i think i peaked with my handmade website 12 years ago. instagram.com/p/BndlCS4A_52/
1105
Chad owns 11 hats and they all say “squad goals”
1106
i want a fake british accent and a mogwai
1108
STILL listening to Christmas music
1109
FAKE DAD inner monologue: “sports, wife, hamburgers, little billy’s piano recital was pretty good, stocks, wish i had a fast car, tweed”
1110
#throwbackthursday to directing my senior thesis in film school
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1113
I really went out on a limb with that last one
1114
REAL DAD inner monologue: “sprinklerheadsprinklerheadsprinklerheadslrinklerheadsprinkerheadLaserdisksAreSuperiorToVHSsprinklerheadHotdog”
1119
1121
i made this tote bag to remind everyone how tote-ally cool the universe is. 100% of the proceeds go to @RedCross
1122
...asking for a friend
1123
december three
1124
every episode of CM i’ve directed is basically a Halloween episode but this one happens to actually air on Halloween m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwq5z5…
1125
woah! awesome #gublertattoo of a giraffe i drew (foraging for leaves in this photo) now on mantanaaa (on IG)