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If we’re banning the shift let’s just ban breaking balls and all off speed pitches too while we’re at it.
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Walks are now banned too. After ball 4, the pitcher must throw a fastball down the middle until the hitter puts a ball in play. Homers not allowed after ball 4.
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Strikeouts no longer count. Any time a hitter strikes out the defense must remove 4 fielders and the hitter is allowed to throw the ball from the plate into play and start running.
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Also, we’re adopting slow pitch softball rules. If you hit a homer it’s an out. Now I can finally get @tatis_jr out.
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We will call it the Astro rule twitter.com/alldubs33/stat…
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Congrats @deshaunwatson on the new contract! Can’t wait to watch you play again. Happy to see the @NFL and their franchises are allowing you to continue your career after all the BS and lies you’ve been through recently. Onward and upward. The game is more fun with you in it.
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Today I filed a defamation lawsuit against The Athletic and its former MLB reporter Molly Knight in the U.S. District Court for the Central District of California in Los Angeles for knowingly publishing false information. You can read the complaint here: zuckerman.com/sites/default/…
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Today I filed a defamation and tortious interference lawsuit against the San Diego woman who falsely accused me of sexual misconduct. I also named one of her attorneys, Fred Thiagarajah, for making knowingly false statements about me to the media. 1/2
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In the strongest possible terms, I deny committing any violation of the league’s domestic violence & sexual assault policy. I am appealing this action and expect to prevail. As we have throughout this process, my representatives & I respect the confidentiality of the proceedings.
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Matt Harvey admitted under oath in federal court to distributing drugs — a felony in CA — among other illegal activities like taking drugs himself, in a case where a teammate died. “60 games”. twitter.com/espn/status/15…
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It took four years of torching Johnny Depp’s reputation over false allegations of abuse to get to today, but he has finally been vindicated. Thank you to the jurors in this case for rightfully holding Amber Heard accountable for defamation. twitter.com/latimes/status…
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I grew up listening to Vin on the radio in the grandstands at Dodger Stadium with my dad. The impact his voice, commentary, and storytelling had on my love for baseball is immeasurable. RIP @TheVinScully
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My new favorite player ⚔️
@LittleLeague
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How To Dominate Any Hitter You Face
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This was taken hours after I supposedly brutally assaulted this woman, when she claims she was terrified and desperate to get out of my house and in tremendous pain. twitter.com/just_krissy19/…
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Some light morning reading twitter.com/DailyMail/stat…
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This $1 Tool Could Make You A Millionaire
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The 2023 season Vlog is going to be 🔥🔥! Can’t wait to see y’all out at a stadium soon!
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My Typical Day As A D1 Baseball Player
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@ydb_yokohama Excited for this opportunity!