cheating your way to a World Series = no ejection/suspension/fine...y’all really know how to pick your battles...🙄 learned my lesson though. Fun is bad, cheating is good. Won’t make the same mistake twice, can promise you that 👊🏻👊🏻
For everyone wondering why I didn’t wear the cleats tonight, @MLB threatened to eject me and suspend me and levy unprecedented fines against me if I did. I couldn’t put my teammates at risk like that. Earlier this year, MLB said players could put whatever they wanted on their
cleats, so long as it wasn’t political or offensive. Apparently, Rob is not a fan of players following his rules, as “Free Joe Kelly” is not political and is very clearly said in jest. Just leaves me over here wondering how following the rules = ejection/suspension/fine and
Hey @TeamCJCorrea if you want these hit me with a shipping address, I got you 👊🏻
You must buy this shirt before 11:59pm EST tonight from my site to be eligible for a chance to win. ALL proceeds will be going to Joe Kelly's charity of choice. trevorbauer.com/products/deal-…
And the moment you've all been waiting for.....here's a look at my cleats for tonight's start. FREE JOE KELLY! If you want to be eligible for a chance to win these, see next tweet for details.
STOP THROWING AT PEOPLE’S HEADS. THERE’S NO PLACE IN BASEBALL FOR THAT. GET THE HELL OUT OF THE GAME IF YOURE GOING TO DO THAT. @SFGiants @Angels
Challenge accepted. Who’s thirsty? 😏@budweiserusa twitter.com/budweiserusa/s…
Hey @tatis_jr listen up: 1) Keep swinging 3-0 if you want to, no matter what the game situation is 2) Keep hitting homers, no matter what the situation is 3) Keep bringing energy and flash to baseball and making it fun 4) The only thing you did wrong was apologize. Stop that.
Dear whoever is running the 2020 simulation, Can I pitch again soon? I miss it. Sincerely, Citizen 42069
Scott Boras: wants to shut my vlog down, is not a friend of the people or fans, is not a fan of players marketing themselves, is not a fan of marketing his players. PSA to all the players reading this, he doesn’t care about you. He cares about himself and his ego. Be smart.
Hey @borascorp, if you have a problem with me, call me directly. Stop sending players to do your bidding for you.
When you’re definitely not terrible at your job or desperate for someone to notice you. Here, let me send some more followers your way. Have a wonderful day!! twitter.com/kateefeldman/s…
If y’all want to watch what it’s like to be on a team that’s staring a potential Covid-19 outbreak square in the face, @Watch_Momentum’s got you. I’m vlogging the whole thing so be sure to subscribe to their YouTube channel so you don’t miss any of the...fun? Panic? Terror? Idk?
MLB: we have a marketing problem. MLB: owns Mlb network MLB: lets Mlb network have shows hosted by people who hate baseball and the players. MLB: see! Marketing! 🤷🏻‍♂️🥴🤡
Yo @d_maydabeast lemme borrow this pitch when I face Manny. What do you say? twitter.com/PitchingNinja/…
👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻 Hi, y’all! Good to be back. Memorialize this moment. Pick up your send it shirt now! trevorbauer.com/products/send-… twitter.com/CleGuardians/s…
I believe it’s spelled R E D S W I N twitter.com/CleGuardians/s…
1) win game one ✅ 2) win game two ✅ 3) hit em with the @TheNotoriousMMA strut ✅ 4) launch new episode of my vlog ✅ 5) enjoy the spoils that go to the victors with my @Reds teammates - in progress twitter.com/Watch_Momentum…
Congrats on getting it right today and not having the starters go through their full prep then postponing the game 8 minutes before start time. I guess they remembered to check the radar today before the game, as it should be. Nice to see things work as they’re supposed to...
Playbook: 1) take no risk yourself 2) blame everything on the players 3) protect tv revenue at all costs 4) repeat If anyone thought the season would be cancelled when MLB has their dream scenario in place (games👇🏻, player cost👇🏻, post season games👆🏻, tv revenue👆🏻), you crazy. twitter.com/karlravechespn…
So you can read the radar 24 hours in advance to know you need to move the game up 5 hours the next day but you can’t read it 30 minutes in advance to know there’s a massive cell coming and you need to delay it before the starters throw for the day? #AmateurHour