776
We sure wasted your time
777
Still recovering from that family holiday?
778
Offering gum in a negotiation is a power move
779
Why yes, we’d love to come to your party and talk to no one.
780
Every time you sit in a chair it dies slightly
782
When will laundry fold itself?
783
You're never too old for a popsicle
784
Be careful what you dream for. #rickandmorty
785
Opening a Google doc when someone else is already in there is like walking in on them in the bathroom
786
Slow and steady wins the race if the other guy sucks
788
New @RickandMorty tomorrow night at 11:30pm ET/PT on #adultswim
789
Breakfast for dinner > dinner for breakfast
790
Sharks existed before trees
791
Here’s a look at the opening credits of BLADE RUNNER: BLACK LOTUS coming this fall from Adult Swim and @Crunchyroll
793
We're out of ideas for today
794
The thing we almost bought won't stop following us around the internet
795
Your Face Drying Towel and your Hand Drying Towel should never be the same.
796
Every day is a new chance to order cheese fries
797
Stay out of the attic, Jerry. #rickandmorty
798
The usual suspects aren't the usual suspects. Mr. Pickles returns on November 17 at midnight on #adultswim.
800
The mayor of Wollongong wants you to party. YOLO: Crystal Fantasy begins Sunday at midnight ET/PT on #adultswim