1326
Slow and steady wins the race if the other guy sucks
1327
Are you worried about worrying too much about what you're worried about?
1328
We really shouldn't have to ask this, but please stop getting eyebrow tattoos
1329
Anybody else have a high tolerance for pain, but low tolerance for discomfort?
1330
Tortoise sex is surprisingly noisy
1331
Had a point but we lost it
1332
Your dog doesn't know your name
1333
We still have a lot of evolving to do
1334
1335
Everyone has their price
1336
100% of the time our emotional state is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
1338
How do you not know what you want on your pizza?
1339
Can't wait to be successful so we can give notes to someone more talented than us
1342
Stop caring. Be happy
1343
Existence is wanting something you don't have
1344
Same age as Tony Hawk but not the same skillset
1346
1347
Raise your hand if you just want to nap all the time ✋
1348
There's nothing that will make you hate human beings more than trying to date one
1350
Your cat would eat you if it could