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*works at starbucks*
donald trump: venti please.
me: name?
donald trump: donald.
*writes name and gives back*
donald trump: hitler?
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SHA SHA SHABOOYA ROLL CALL MY NAME IS ISSA (YEAH) BUT YOU CAN CALL ME CONCHOBAR AND I'M THE BA A ADDEST BITCH SO PLEASE DON'T GET IN MY WAY
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you stay sad you’re gonna get sadder bitch
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don't focus on impressing people focus on impressing yourself
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*mentally rolls my eyes and pretends i'm not bothered at all when i'm actually really fucking bothered*
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all y’all makin your brooms stand up bitch can YOU stand up? take some iron😤
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BIG TIME RUSH IS HAVING A REUNION WHAT OH MY LORD I JUST SCREECHED LIKE A FUCKING HYENA IN THE AIRPORT
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please
please
please
take care of yourself. it’s the most important thing you can do, especially in this world. how u treat yourself is a reflection of how u want to be remembered. think smarter, and think healthier next year y’all, seriously. i’ll try with u. love u.
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here's a picture of me dying in a snow storm but then smiling because i see a dog you're welcome
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so tired of being in my head all the fucking time like can my brain get a job
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okay i think it's safe to say that 2016 is just a fucking terrible year NEEEEEEXTTTTTTT
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friend: hey what's up!!! how are you? miss you💘
me: conchobar
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i really want this on my timeline because it's the only thing that made me smile today
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me: bitch i'm so lost
friend: omg bitch where
me: bitch in my fuckin feelings
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i need the fATTEST FUCKING HUG RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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better start memorizing :) #TheRollCallSong
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my name's patricia YEAH and i don't need no mista because i got my best friend gertrude YUP SHE IS MY SISTA
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this is why it doesn't feel like christmas twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
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stop🥰✨valuing🥰✨people’s🥰✨opinions🥰✨more🥰✨than🥰✨your🥰✨own🥰✨it’s🥰✨really🥰✨toxic🥰✨
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Why😊😊😊do😊😊😊I😊😊😊have😊😊😊a😊😊😊resting😊😊😊bitch😊😊😊face😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
hey :)