526
me if i owned a restaurant:
"today's special: the SOUPer bowl!!! a touchdown in your stomach! ;)" I JUST MADE MYSELF CRINGE
527
bad witch to oh what the fuck happened witch
528
won't you look at that, a new twitter handle, that happens to be my real name :)
529
i just want to have feelings for someone. or something. take that back just someone something sounds like i'm on my strange addiction
530
shoutout to the friends that deal with my crazy ass crying my eyes out for the dumbest fuckin shit u the real ones
531
he really thought he was doin somethin i have to laugh
532
whoever pushes me off a cliff i’ll venmo you $50,000
533
"What the fuck happened to you?"
"...uhmmmmm idk ahahaha lol"
-Me talking to myself-
534
IM SO SCARED I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO I JUST HEAR AN OLD GUY TALKING REALLY LOUD WTF IS THIS KARMA FOR TALKING SHIT ABOUT DONALD TRUMP
537
what i do know is that i'm so grateful for all of you and it makes me happy that my old videos will make someone happy. even if i've grown
538
and now i'm at a point in my life that i just need change. i wish i could explain more but i can't, and i don't know what that change is.
539
just thought about what i typically accomplish in a day and at the top of that list is me jiggling my thigh fat
540
the negative things that happen throughout your day can always be turned into lessons to teach yourself. lessons turn into strength
541
i want to put a special effect in my car where when you open the door she says "it's britney bitch" because, ya know, her name is britney
542
OMDGJAJJS MY FRIENDS WENT CANOEING AND ITS DARK AF AND I THOUGHT THEY CAME BACK SO I YELLED "y'all bitches dead??" AND IT WASNT THEM I RAN
543
my mom just sent me these pictures of turbo at the park and i haven't been at home and i miss him a lot
544
me: *flips nonexistent hair*
me: *laughs like an evil villain*
me: *trips*
545
it's the way you walk the way you talk the way you make me feel inside
547
I wanna be where you are even if that means going too far
549
no matter if i'm gay, straight, bisexual, anything, i'm still the same person. that's what you need to know :) twitter.com/aubster93/stat…
hey :)