252
OH MY GOD THE CROWD AT MY SHOW KEEPS SCREAMING CONCHOBAR ALL TOGETHER I'M SCREAMINGNDJSND
253
damn mother nature u fine af lemme get them digits
255
me: *is driving*
friend: *giving terrible directions*
"okay turn straight"
me: uhm i don't think i can do that cause...you know...
257
can i buy donald trump and blast him into space
259
1. MILLION. VIEWS. IN LESS THAN A DAY????????? BITCH WTF
262
my mom casually walking the streets lookin like the baddest bitch with her ipad. iconic.
263
me: *hears jail cell close*
friend: DON'T, do it
friend #2: ohhhhhh no
me: THE ANIMALS, THE ANIMALS, TRAP TRAP TRAP
264
don't you ever just lay in bed and sincerely think about how you'll never be in a relationship
265
quick question why the fuck are people always tryin me
266
meet Eunice. she a two faced bitch. she say she loves twenty one pilots but this bitch just listens to stressed out
268
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT PICKLES AND CUCUMBERS ARE THE SAME VEGETABLE???!?! PICKLES ARE ACTUALLY JUST PICKLED CUCUMBERS THAT ARE CALLED PICKLES
269
Happiness is such a difficult emotion. Sometimes you finally decide you want to live a happy life and something takes that away. Bullshit
270
be with people you care about. talk to people you care about. think about people you care about. and your pets.
272
*sees man in an astronaut suit*
*goes up to man*
*whispers*
".....you're out of this world"
274
The phrase "sharing is caring" is some bullshit! Cause the only thing people share with me is their problems!!! Keep all that shit honey!!!
275
i'm an emotional roller coaster like every single day i love it lol
hey :)