901
you lift bro? twitter.com/sydney_cab/sta…
902
don't you know i ain't fuckin with them good boys
903
nah but you can buy me another cute shirt that i'm still not gonna iron twitter.com/evrenperry/sta…
905
hi uhm so like i think i just broke my pinkie toe and i don't know what to do please pray for my pinkie toe
906
I HIT MY FUCKING FOOT ON A DUMB BELL twitter.com/pridefulsivan/…
907
*breaks pinkie toe by hitting foot on dumb bell*
*screams*
*thinks of how to unbreak pinkie toe*
*pulls out bottle of vodka*
909
i don't even know who i am anymore to be completely honest
910
oh mY GOD I JUST WOKE UP AND MY BROKEN ASS FUCKIN PINKIE TOE LOOKS LIKE IT JUST WENT THROUGH A DIY GALAXY TUTORIAL
911
that makes me happy lol twitter.com/holydolans16/s…
913
now i know y'all are really not about to let these fuckin shitbags profit over her death, STILL @instagram
914
take my heart and please don't break it
915
holy macaroni twitter.com/Strwbrrrys/sta…
916
hi bored i'm issa twitter.com/wavycarter/sta…
917
hi jasmine i'm aladdin twitter.com/adidaslwts/sta…
918
hi i'm T-shirt. and like TBH sweatshirt is like so last season because it's like summer or whateva likeeee twitter.com/invisiblesmgc/…
919
hi hannah montana, i'm miley. now see like idk how to tell u this but *moves hand* *grabs knife* *stabs ayeee lmao* twitter.com/koalafranta/st…
920
dorie and i are at a party and everyone's outside while we're the only people inside this big ass house cuddling with a dog
921
SUCK ON OUR BALLS PAUSE we've had enough!
923
i just saw this pretty ass girl walk in with her sugar daddy and i'm lowkey jealous but at the same time don't need one cause i'm that bitch
924
quick question why the fuck are people always tryin me
925
gurl i don't even got 0 boyfriends i got -1 twitter.com/fgsabby/status…
hey :)