376
i miss my child problems. like wanting the 64 pack of colored pencils with the sharpener. fuck this grown shit i'm tired
378
a girl just gave me toilet paper with donald trump's face on it.
*thinks about every horrible thing i can do with donald trump toilet paper*
379
today i learned that goats CAN CLIMB MOUNTAINS. LIKE ROCK CLIMBING. i can't even walk on rocks without tripping goats on that upgraded shit
381
@NathanZed NATHANSNSJDNJDKSJDHD
382
Krusty KRAAHYAHAYABYAHAYAB pizza, is the pizza for you and, MEHEEHEEHEEEEE
383
i just tweeted that because my flight just landed in this cold ass city and i'm hungry af wanting pizza HAHAHA twitter.com/fakhraxu/statu…
384
wait today's valentine's day? oh lol
385
my babyyyy twitter.com/pizzaorissa/st…
386
@mybabeissa you were so precioussss
388
when you and all of your friends are single af
389
i can do anything with pizza in my hand twitter.com/loxsissa/statu…
390
did ppl really get mad b/c i was eating pizza during my meet and greet like just ignore the fact i spend hours and hours meeting you guys😕
391
*remembers it's valentine's day*
*remembers the time i got a bag from a tea store that said "hey hot-tea on it*
*cries from loneliness*
392
my whole crowd is screaming TWUMZIE😩😩😩 i hate y'all lmfao jk i love y'all WAIT NOW THEY'RE SCREAMING DONALD TRUMP OMFGMJSJDJA GOODBYE
393
i literally pooped like 6 times today already twitter.com/actuallyissa/s…
394
today someone gave me two sponges and a pineapple. i'm so grateful
395
396
oh shit spelled my own daughter's name wrong (pinelope) sorry gurl!!! lmfao
397
fuck my life lmfao i'm a horrible father. take pinelope away from me i can't do this twitter.com/svnfrancisco/s…
399
hey babe! thanks for supporting me. for your father on the other hand, i gave him a "very nice" farewell. love ya💘 twitter.com/nataliearroyo1…
400
what the fuck LMFAO funny because i don't even start my sentences with capital letters😩😩😂😂 twitter.com/livi_5465/stat…