issa(@twaimz)さんの人気ツイート(古い順)

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i miss my child problems. like wanting the 64 pack of colored pencils with the sharpener. fuck this grown shit i'm tired
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in the bathroom and i see this. two types of people and i'm obviously the second one
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a girl just gave me toilet paper with donald trump's face on it. *thinks about every horrible thing i can do with donald trump toilet paper*
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today i learned that goats CAN CLIMB MOUNTAINS. LIKE ROCK CLIMBING. i can't even walk on rocks without tripping goats on that upgraded shit
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LOOK AT THEM. they are vertically on a mountain I CAN'T STOP LAUGHINGNSNDAD
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@NathanZed NATHANSNSJDNJDKSJDHD
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Krusty KRAAHYAHAYABYAHAYAB pizza, is the pizza for you and, MEHEEHEEHEEEEE
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i just tweeted that because my flight just landed in this cold ass city and i'm hungry af wanting pizza HAHAHA twitter.com/fakhraxu/statu…
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wait today's valentine's day? oh lol
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@mybabeissa you were so precioussss
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me today
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when you and all of your friends are single af
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i can do anything with pizza in my hand twitter.com/loxsissa/statu…
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did ppl really get mad b/c i was eating pizza during my meet and greet like just ignore the fact i spend hours and hours meeting you guys😕
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*remembers it's valentine's day* *remembers the time i got a bag from a tea store that said "hey hot-tea on it* *cries from loneliness*
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my whole crowd is screaming TWUMZIE😩😩😩 i hate y'all lmfao jk i love y'all WAIT NOW THEY'RE SCREAMING DONALD TRUMP OMFGMJSJDJA GOODBYE
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i literally pooped like 6 times today already twitter.com/actuallyissa/s…
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today someone gave me two sponges and a pineapple. i'm so grateful
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i'd like to introduce you to my newborn baby. her name is pineleope (like penelope get in lmfao). she a bad bitch
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oh shit spelled my own daughter's name wrong (pinelope) sorry gurl!!! lmfao
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fuck my life lmfao i'm a horrible father. take pinelope away from me i can't do this twitter.com/svnfrancisco/s…
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typical me
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hey babe! thanks for supporting me. for your father on the other hand, i gave him a "very nice" farewell. love ya💘 twitter.com/nataliearroyo1…
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what the fuck LMFAO funny because i don't even start my sentences with capital letters😩😩😂😂 twitter.com/livi_5465/stat…