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*hugs my dog because i feel like shit*
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to print out and put in a trash can near you
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I JUST WATCHED A VIDEO OF A FUCKING HUGE SPIDER BEING FOUND IN A BAG OF SALAD MIX HELL NO MICHELLE OBAMA SORRY BOO I AIN'T EATIN THAT SHIT
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nah that's just me being myself lol twitter.com/crusinjohnson/…
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honestly pooping is my therapy like after i poop i feel like a light feather floating in the air. but then getting hit with a brick
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WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA twitter.com/dolansftissa/s…
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whenever i meet people that tell me how much i've helped them it's just so fucking cool. i'm like a super hero minus the spandex
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i just imagined myself in extremely tight spandex oh no gotta blast
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*sees man in an astronaut suit*
*goes up to man*
*whispers*
".....you're out of this world"
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me: i wrote a song for u😊💘
crush: sing it for me😍
me: okay
*takes deep breath*
me: A B C D E F G! HIJK LMNOP!
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@otaykrys never ending love on the brain higher closer💀
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me if i owned a restaurant:
"today's special: the SOUPer bowl!!! a touchdown in your stomach! ;)" I JUST MADE MYSELF CRINGE
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it's leaving you a voicemail!!! twitter.com/bealvshee/stat…
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*witnesses gaga being gaga*
*performance finishes*
*turns off tv until beyonce*
*continues being gay*
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josh dun tease twitter.com/alexatwaimz/st…
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on the messy road to failure twitter.com/thepaynoempire…
hey :)