1551
gurl i ain't high if i was high i would be like wait…is sand called sand because it's between land and sea twitter.com/namastehowell/…
1552
gurl i ain't drunk i'm lit if i was drunk i would be like hey girkfmsnndnss i justjajjd suckded dickkx on accidnet twitter.com/adoredbydodie/…
1553
I GOT 32 FLAVORS OF THIS BOOTYLICIOUS BUBBLEGUM RASBERRY GRAPE CHERRY COME AND GET THIS HONEYBUN
1554
accidentally screamed "BITCHH" in the disney store and some soccer mom worker gave me the dirtiest look and i was like "oh shit my bad"
1555
when the dentist asked me: "so how's youtube going?"
1556
apple is making a black heart emoji i'm blessed thank you apple you da realest fruit
1557
why in the fuck do i decide to look at all of these fuckin 30 second recipes at night when i'm a) hungry as shit and b) ain't cookin shit
1559
i saw a spider next to my window last night and i tried hitting it and this is what the fuck it did in my blinds
1560
shoutout to the very few true friends i have that keep me sane and a lot more healthy-minded than i would be alone.
1561
how do you say gurl you need to bathe in some fuckin holy water in russian twitter.com/facesonjohnson…
1562
i really wish i could stop overthinking the past. and the future. and the present. and fucking everything else :(
1563
@larrayox bro you're so gay get a fucking life bro
1564
i think shitty things happen in life to make you look at something differently whatever it may be. better times exist with the right changes
1565
messy bitch who's here for the drama of other messy bitches
1566
why all my friends gotta ignore my facetime calls all at the same time??? i can only bounce my flat ass in the car alone so many times!!!
1567
i was working out at the gym and i farted HELLA LOUD and this girl that thought i was into her walked out HA THATS WHY I LIKE DICK, TIFFANY
1568
me: *dies, becomes ghost, slithers my ghost ass to the house of my enemy and possesses them*
me: OKAY DEVILS NOW LETS GET IN FORMATION
1569
all i want is to leave almost every person or problem i have in my life behind and just travel around the whole fuckin world
1570
Hiii guys! Don't forget to watch the latest episodes of #SPKPromProject I did with @SourPatchKids bit.ly/1WB2jJqt #ad
1571
how DARE you send me that gif HAHAHAHA wow i'm hilarious twitter.com/daredevil/stat…
1572
wow i love looking like a 90's boy band member
1573
i can't spill the tea. i must slowly tip the cup and let it drip down. and then drop that shit outta nowhere! twitter.com/VictorianBoca/…
1574
shade? me??? never! twitter.com/bealrightissa/…
1575
*sits back and sips wine*
*devilishly smiles*
hey :)