926
THIS IS THE CAR I BOUGHT I LOVE IT SO MUCH AHHAHAHAHSHANAH JUST KIDDING
927
*at starbucks with my friend*
me: i need to teach you the dance where beyoncé slaps nicki's ass
random old lady: i'll slap your ass
…UHMMMMM
929
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930
i just realized that donald trump is still in the running for presidency what in the flying fuck can someone fix this OH YEAH ALL OF AMERICA
931
seeing the crush song back in my mentions after hella long is so weird omg but i'm not gonna lie that shit was fire
933
i hope nemo never finds you stupid bitch! twitter.com/dory/status/69…
934
me: on my way bitch
friend: okay
me: oh btw i brought britney
friend: who tf is britney i don't know her
me: she's my car
friend: ...bitch
935
anyone who says boys can't wear pink can eat a pink dick
936
so i just tried on my costume and i am CRYINGGGGGG I CAN'T WAIT TIL TOMORROW OMFNTNAJHSHA
937
HUSH HUSH HUSH
BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH
AMERICA IS RACIST AS FUCK
blacklivesmatters.carrd.co
938
i just finished my workout and i'm starting to see results and i'm becoming less self conscious can i get a YES BITCH YOU GO BITCH
939
OH HELL NO TWAIMZ IS COMING FOR YOU BOO twitter.com/llovetwaimzz/s…
941
i want to put a special effect in my car where when you open the door she says "it's britney bitch" because, ya know, her name is britney
942
oh mY GOD I JUST WOKE UP AND MY BROKEN ASS FUCKIN PINKIE TOE LOOKS LIKE IT JUST WENT THROUGH A DIY GALAXY TUTORIAL
943
hi friends i changed my layout because i was such an angel as a child (is currently a devil)
944
i miss playing outside and not wanting to be called in for dinner because i was having too much fun
947
please save Tiffany’s baby, Tabitha. she needs a home.
twaimzshop.com
948
hey guess what
have an amazing day tomorrow☺️ don’t stress yourself out too much! it’s important to be nice to yourself, not just to others💕
949
hi i'm bothered with my life and i need a hug. wow this needs to go on a shirt
950
"What the fuck happened to you?"
"...uhmmmmm idk ahahaha lol"
-Me talking to myself-
hey :)