826
ariana is so near and dear to my heart. when i went to her holiday party just after she released yours truly i drew a pic for her and passed it down this big ass crowd crowd to get it to her. and i met my first 3 supporters there😭 i’m a fucking stan
828
i really hate that i talk about wanting to do so much more with my life yet i'm still only talking right now in this tweet i'm mad at myself
829
in other news i'm kinda pissed that i'll never know what a krabby patty tastes like
830
i hope this isn't what the fuck it looks like. someone profitting over someone's tragic death...what the actual fuck
832
*witnesses gaga being gaga*
*performance finishes*
*turns off tv until beyonce*
*continues being gay*
834
here's a picture of me lookin like a squirrel with a fuckin pinecone on my head you're welcome
836
so dory got "amnesia" but this blue bitch remembers to steal my tweet! what's that saying "fish are friends not food" BITCH YOU ARE SUSHI
837
i'm such a sucker for sunsets if you like me or have any interest in me take me to watch a sunset
840
I think we all have ups and downs in our lives. Just have to figure out a way to fix your downs and let the ups happen on their own💘
842
"You call the popo, I kill the hoe hoe
-B"
843
Just a heads up...today's youtube video is a handful...maybe like 10 handfuls...and all of the hands are from giants...alien giants. MESSY
845
SHE WEARS SHORT SKIRTS I WEAR T-SHIRTS SHE’S CHEER CAPTAIN AND I’M ON THE BLEACHERS
846
people on the internet clearly don't understand how to stay in their own lanes. you focus on a lane for too long that's not yours, you crash
848
MY SHINY TEETH THAT TWINKLE JUST LIKE THE STARS IN SPACE
MY SHINY TEETH THAT SPARKLE
ADDIN BEAUTY TO MY FACE
849
when you tellin a complicated ass story and they know you lyin
hey :)