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i miss my child problems. like wanting the 64 pack of colored pencils with the sharpener. fuck this grown shit i'm tired
477
hello i just shat a spooky brick because The Hallowissa Song is number 25 on the iTunes charts
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stressing so fuckin much over a secret project i'm working on but this girly's gonna stay positive! love y'all can't wait til this is yours💕
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thinking about how i manifested having a fat ass
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Who in the fuck gives you the right to say shit like this especially when you put someone in a hospital yourself. twitter.com/chrisbrown/sta…
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one of the few things i still admire in this world
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give yourself the chance to be your best self ok!!! you deserve it :)
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Bought my mom flowers at 2 in the morning because why not my mom deserves some fuckin flowers
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i’m going to bed twitter.com/Diamonzia/stat…
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spencer is the best liar, aria is annoying as fuck, hannah is my girl i love you girl, and emily.....bye
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the touch screen on my iphone does not work whatsoever i think siri got offended when i told her android gets more electronic dick than her
489
why do i look like a straight guy that thinks he's funny for holding a chocolate macaroon dick
491
can y’all tell me why my dad just got to my house and the first thing he said was “who’s ready to renegade!!!! the clock is ticking to make a tiktok!!!” HUH
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so i listened to something in my car today......that happens to have my voice in it......that happens to be a bop ;)
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me: *is driving*
friend: *giving terrible directions*
"okay turn straight"
me: uhm i don't think i can do that cause...you know...
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currently laughing like dr. doofenshmirtz because y'all are about to be so shook lmaooooo
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i just wanna make people laugh and smile forever because everything else drives me crazy
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we’re the crop destroyers here to destroy your crops
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can you imagine dora as a beauty guru on youtube this bitch would be like
"Oh no! Where's my concealer? Can YOOUUU find my concealer??"
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My friend told me I gained weight! Don't worry he's fine! He's just relaxing in my room with tape on his face surrounded by a ring of fire!
hey :)