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							There's only one sandwich for me. #BritishSandwichWeek
							
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							One nil. Paws crossed.
							
						
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							Which present did you most look forward to giving? Merry Christmas.
							
						
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							Mrs Bird has just found her ‘Things to Achieve in 2018’ list. I don’t think we can do some of these in 12 hours and 51 minutes but we’re going to try. #NewYearsEve
							
						
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							I hope you’ve all packed some extra marmalade sandwiches. I think both the runners and supporters will need them today. Good luck #LondonMarathon
							
						
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							Happy Easter! It's only since I've moved to London that I've realised chocolate and oranges go rather well together.
							
						
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							Mr Brown is having forty winks. But I haven't seen his face move once.
							
						
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							I thought you'd like to know that my duffle coat is now dry. #sunshine
							
						
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							I’m a little late for my #elevenses as I’ve been looking at the lovely blossom.
							
						
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							What story shall I read at bedtime tonight?
							
						
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							Shall I take an umbrella with me on my walk this afternoon? It might keep me dry but with all this wind it might just lift my paws off the ground... again. #BearProblems
							
						
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							I don’t mind which team wins, I just enjoy watching a good game. #SBLIII
							
						
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							One bun or two for my #elevenses?
							
						
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							Mrs Bird always says it’s not how old you are, it’s how old you feel...and what time you need to order the taxi for. #Paddington60
							
						
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							Mrs Brown tells me that if it feels like there are butterflies in my stomach, it's time to sit down with a big mug of hot cocoa. I hope the butterflies won't mind. #gcseresultsday2018
							
						
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							Mrs Bird has asked me to check if we have any leaks. #StDavidsDay
							
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							@hughbon Dear Mr Brown, that is a very nice idea. May I suggest we watch the next film from Mr Bond, as he has quite a lot of adventures too. I think, if I met him, Mr Q and I would be friends.
							
						
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							Mr Brown thought it sounded odd but actually marmalade does go very well with pumpkin pie. #Thanksgiving
							
						
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							Mrs Brown always says that pets need extra special care and attention during #Fireworks celebrations.
							
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							#Glastonbury sounds like good fun so we're going to have our own Glastonbeary music festival in the garden this weekend.
							
						
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							It's been a very nice #BankHolidayWeekend so far.
							
						
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							My friend Beatrix has taught me this...
							 
									 
								 
								 
								 
									 
									 
									 
									 
									 
									 
									 
									