Women should marry me.
Do you have to go to work today? Can't you just stay home and play with me?
Don't eat too many estrogen burgers.
I did not create Splatoon.
Why do you say such things to me?
Both candidates for the next British Prime Minister are younger than me, but they are not very attractive. I should beat them in a fight.
I fart. You fart too.
Horny on main on Monday.
It doesn't matter if your boobs are big or small. It matters whether they taste good or not.
I did not create Minecraft.
Good evening. My name is Hatsune Miku.
Fads are temporary. Instead of incorporating what is currently popular in your work, incorporate what you really really like. It's important that in a few years or decades, there may or may not be a lasting appreciation for your work.
AIN’T NOTHIN’ LIKE A FUNKY BAND!! 😃👍 via Dominic Palombi on Facebook It makes me very happy to see a band covering a song I wrote alone on the computer and playing it live!! :) #LethalLeagueBlaze #AintNothinLikeAFunkyBeat #Funk #Fusion #HidekiNaganuma
It's called estrogen burger 🍔
Sorry, hideki is not a girl. He’s just a 50 years old single man.
It’s Semen Monday.
Splatoon 3 Enjoy the game
Unfortunately, homosexuality is not as publicly recognized in Japan as it is in your country.
I still have a sex drive.
I am not gay. I don't know why, but I am supported by lots of gay people and trans people. Am I gay by any chance?
Being gay isn't your choice, it's mine. You're gay now.
Twitter is always like this. That's why it's fun.
It’s Semen Sunday.