If I were a native English speaker living in the U.S., not verified by Twitter, and a businessman, all of my tweets would not be so funny.
I want my followers to have more followers as well, so I actively quote or retweet your tweets.
run Aerith run
Old man yells at cloud.
Tell your mom that I prefer middle-aged women.
“Copy and Paste” is the best technology ever invented by mankind.
Not drinking this January? Try eating ass!
I drink water.
Why am I being followed by the Fem Boys?
I AM A CATBOY
I’m not gay or a femboy. Don’t leave me.
I don’t post happy tweets. Because I’m not happy.
There are certainly people who have left me because of the nonsense I tweet. But I don't care at all, because I enjoy it.
I'm in love with your mother.
Welcome to Asshole
I’ll buy you a double cheeseburger and a fanta grape.
You guys always like to poop and fart.
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This cat needs eyebrows
Dude she has definitely put that bee in her mouth.