🎈 ONLY TWITTER CELEBRATES MY BIRTHDAY 🍰 TODAY, MAY 16TH, FUNKY UNCLE TURNED 50 YEARS OLD 👏 I'M SPENDING THE DAY ALONE 🤣 BUT I GOT OVER 300,000 TWITTER FOLLOWERS 😵 THIS IS MY BIGGEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER 🎁 DOMO ARIGATO GOZAIMASU 🙏 SWEET SOUL BROTHERS 😎 IN THE WORLD 🌎
People who can't find love check Twitter 24 hours a day.
Do you have funky fresh tits?
I thought I’ve met the CEO of boobs yesterday at a certain bar. But she’s actually the minister of fat tits.
Come to Hokkaido and meet me. I’ll buy you a Fanta grape. twitter.com/Hideki_Naganum…
I know that your life is hard. But also your life is wonderful. Don’t die.
Do you think that I like Joe Biden? Nah, he’s too weak.
Ignoring is the best way for keep enjoying Twitter.
Please be calm. She's not as sexy as you think. @OnTheDownLoTho
Twitter was designed for silly things.
#LGBT people are starting to take an interest in me and my music, although I don't know why. That's a very good thing!
I could not make music for Mario. However, Luigi got big tits.
Luigi Got Big Tits.
Congrats 🎉 Trans people are still stronger than Elon Musk twitter.com/Schmidt93Sophi…
黙れ!(Damare!) means shut the fuck up in Japanese.
Kiwami (極み) means Ultimate in Japanese.
Good people don’t have money.
I’m not Shinzo Abe
Be interested in Japanese language. Let's learn Japanese.
This man appeals to me too much!
Trans people are stronger than Elon Musk
Twitter people always want to argue.
In Japanese, you should never use “kun (くん)” after the name of someone you respect or who is older than you. It’s very rude. You should always use “san (さん)”. Call me “Naganuma-san” or “Hideki-san” in Japanese.