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the only reason humans cant fly is because our brains believe in the laws of physics
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hitting myself in the head with a hammer until i can fly
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if i could fall into the skall do you think tall would pass me ball
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what if i main bridget now twitter.com/ArcSystemWorks…
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i invented a new tennis stance today called "the samurai"
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@RenZott0 impossible... how could you overpower my offense with a defensive stance...!?
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i used up all my tweeting juice yesterday i have to suck more from the spine of a tweeter to post more
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crabs can withstand molten lava
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the secret to skipping stones is throwing it directly into a trampoline factory so it bounces forever
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installing a dentist chair at vsf hq to intimidate suspects for interrogation
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@MikaMelatika this is normal
not scary enough
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@EnnaAlouette sure i dont have a dental license but i have really good aim with guns say aaah
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i was thinking too hard about what to tweet yesterday and fell asleep before gn im really sorry
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OH Thats A BASEBALL!!
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