the only reason humans cant fly is because our brains believe in the laws of physics
hitting myself in the head with a hammer until i can fly
if i could fall into the skall do you think tall would pass me ball
what if i main bridget now twitter.com/ArcSystemWorks…
i invented a new tennis stance today called "the samurai"
@RenZott0 impossible... how could you overpower my offense with a defensive stance...!?
i used up all my tweeting juice yesterday i have to suck more from the spine of a tweeter to post more
crabs can withstand molten lava
the secret to skipping stones is throwing it directly into a trampoline factory so it bounces forever
installing a dentist chair at vsf hq to intimidate suspects for interrogation
@MikaMelatika this is normal not scary enough
@EnnaAlouette sure i dont have a dental license but i have really good aim with guns say aaah
i was thinking too hard about what to tweet yesterday and fell asleep before gn im really sorry
OH Thats A BASEBALL!!