the secret to skipping stones is throwing it directly into a trampoline factory so it bounces forever
crabs can withstand molten lava
i used up all my tweeting juice yesterday i have to suck more from the spine of a tweeter to post more
@RenZott0 impossible... how could you overpower my offense with a defensive stance...!?
i invented a new tennis stance today called "the samurai"
what if i main bridget now twitter.com/ArcSystemWorks…
if i could fall into the skall do you think tall would pass me ball
hitting myself in the head with a hammer until i can fly
the only reason humans cant fly is because our brains believe in the laws of physics
it was really good #IkeStreamland
i am watching ike sing twitter.com/ike_eveland/st…
@RenZott0 bburger i ate 1 just one
i am eating a lot of good food like burgers
i saw a double rainbow today