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the secret to skipping stones is throwing it directly into a trampoline factory so it bounces forever
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crabs can withstand molten lava
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i used up all my tweeting juice yesterday i have to suck more from the spine of a tweeter to post more
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@RenZott0 impossible... how could you overpower my offense with a defensive stance...!?
1085
i invented a new tennis stance today called "the samurai"
1086
what if i main bridget now twitter.com/ArcSystemWorks…
1087
if i could fall into the skall do you think tall would pass me ball
1088
hitting myself in the head with a hammer until i can fly
1089
the only reason humans cant fly is because our brains believe in the laws of physics
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it was really good #IkeStreamland
1093
i am watching ike sing twitter.com/ike_eveland/st…
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@RenZott0 bburger i ate 1 just one
1095
i am eating a lot of good food
like burgers
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i saw a double rainbow today
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