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No matter how long I live, I'll never love you any less
479
As I was heading to bed I walked past my washing machine and saw the bag of tide pods dramatically knocked over somehow, splayed across the floor like a Renaissance painting. Idk why but I sat there and slammed the floor cry laughing for 5 minutes
481
I bow to all non-english kindred for learning how to comprehend the dumb shit that comes out of my mouth 🙇♂️ twitter.com/sbeplt/status/…
482
yeah im into MILFS
Man
I
Love
Fdiamond city lights
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GOOD MORNING TWITTER 🥰THANKS FOR 700K I LOVE U 😘
484
I need to go to sleep but I can't let the robot win
486
guess who's back
back again
michael's back
tell a friend
horror husbandos will finally continue after a long hiatus, and we're finishing Yume Nikki, join us at 9PM JST or suffer a fate worse than kill youtube.com/live/7c4TOO85u…
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Tonight at 11PM JST, I've been instructed to take care of you, my master, after a long and arduous day of trivialities. Butler ASMR: youtu.be/aJFom7mtZrQ
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I want a dog
491
youtu.be/USemhy51Svg look who decided to show up
492
🔴OH MY GOD IM GONNA... IM GONNA... HONK youtube.com/live/XEKPbKKvA…
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谢谢 😘!
495
Hello guys quilldren here
496
You guys need to know that if I'm tweeting incomprehensible gibberish I am gleefully smiling and giggling and very happy, that's how you know all is well
497
I love you so much I would go to a seafood restaurant with you and not complain about the smell that much if it was what you wanted to eat
498
Mysta literally leans toward the screen during Mario party he's such a tryhard
499
Don't you hate it when you're about to get some sleep and your brain goes "lmao what if there was a ghoul in the corner anyway gn bro" 🫠
500
Went to a souvenir shop.
There was a father's day section without a No. 1 Dad mug.
My day is ruined.