@shxtou It sounds like a spring door stopper, it goes PDDDDDD
@shxtou ok i guess if you're rock solid it'd go PDDDDDDDD but if you're flaccid your balls would bounce like boioioioioioing
@NGhostlight @Voxagra @shxtou if you do helicopter dick when fully erect please go to the hospital
my lord! allow me to step on these ants for you *he scoffs, looking at the ants with pride* these are no ordinary ants. these are the Valor Ants, and they're getting smelly headshots right now, 🔴LIVE: youtu.be/6W70DYFxQyY
We're live, im teaching the cat some new tricks twitter.com/alban_knox/sta…
trying to win a bet is medium rare the best way to cook steak? spoiler: yes it is
I'm excited! Hopefully no one actually praises the lorax or I'll show up at your house with the axe that felled the last truffula tree :) twitter.com/ProjektMelody/…
Also, how could I forget~ at 11PM JST you'll meet a mysterious stranger who seems transfixed with his eyes on your neck. What could he want? VAMPIRE ASMR: youtu.be/1RVwFAV1F30
Very happy to announce that the goofy ass comic @/Merrydawg and I wrote has completed its first episode!
Looking for a juicy neck to take a bite out of now youtu.be/1RVwFAV1F30
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Schedule for this week coming tomorrow! For now I mimimir zzzzzzzzzzzz
I would be unstoppable if not for the tired sleepy 😴
My name is Walter Hartwell White. If you're reading this tweet, I'm probably dead. Dead tired of this heat 🥁
schedule had some last minute changes today so i need a bit more time to figure everything out 😮‍💨i'll have it done by tomorrow! im sorry gamers x
Thanks for being so patient with me lately. Kindred are the best family I could wish for 💞
Hewp me I'm mewting 🥵
@Mysta_Rias i rly like this account when im feeling down, i hope you feel better soon ❤️🧡 twitter.com/CatTikToks/sta…
@shxtou Hold my hand
@shxtou I intend to keep topping myself like I top you so get used to it