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why does every teenager on tiktok know how to make these faces on command
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IT’S OK TO FEEL SAD SOMETIMES JUST REMEMBER NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS EXCEPT MAYBE BEHOLDER MAGES BUT THEY ARE WEAK TO PHYSICAL DAMAGE
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someone put me in an otome game so i can finally love myself
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it stands to reason that albedo, like his fellow geo users, also has rock hard abs
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asian moms be like “i am going to produce a child and then fat shame the fuck out of it”
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it’s really nice of him to come say hello once every few updates
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did the 3.1 livestream on an empty stomach
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people who can fall asleep easily on planes/buses: i am going to eat you and absorb your power
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ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 🧎♂️😌🕊️ twitter.com/khoidaooo/stat…
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The Character / The Voice twitter.com/laura_stahl/st…
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cannot describe the shame i feel when an older adult male throws something to me and says “here, catch” and i miss the catch as a result of my fatherless upbringing
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anyone who “likes” any alcoholic beverage is just pretending. they all taste like lighter fluid
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mfw when a joke is life-alteringly funny
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“another byproduct of their smooth brain is koalas don’t really seem to understand what rain is. They will just sit in that rain wondering why they get wet until the rain passes.”
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if i do not text back that is cool and understandable because i am busy but if someone else does not text me back that is an act of violence
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i forgot what we named our protag and almost got a heart attack
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we let children on the internet and now the word sussy exists this is a violation of my human rights
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