576
do you ever have one of those poos where you gotta put your phone down and just really concentrate
578
*mariahbedo defrosting sounds intensify*
579
fighting for my life against this child proof lock
580
“you should commission prints for the other characters you voice”
me: *commissions my 6th albedo*
581
listen. you have to *burn* the marshmallow. incinerate it.
583
normal person: “chicken”
north american men in their mid 30s: “chimkin UwU”
585
i have zero ability to enjoy wine like you could give me a glass of gasoline and i could not tell the difference
586
elon musk is just trying to show us that the real blue checkmark was inside us the whole time
588
i hope this email finds you utterly debilitated
589
SO @laura_stahl ACTUALLY GOT ME A SWITCH AND NOT JUST ANY SWITCH BUT AN ANIMAL CROSSING SWITCH WHICH BY CALIFORNIA LAW MEANS SHE IS THE STRONGEST, PRETTIEST GIRLFRIEND twitter.com/khoidaooo/stat…
590
@laura_stahl @BrookeBirchTea joke’s on you you’re dating a dusty walnut
592
i have been laughing at this comment for 22 hours straight
593
while there are some similarities, let’s nugget-too carried away
594
tomorrow at 7pm PST, @laura_stahl will stream her very first time playing genshin impact
she is not going to cry
she is going to be very brave
i will make sure of it.
twitch.tv/khoi_dao
596
what makes you think i can’t be an excellent farmer AND an excellent whore twitter.com/Caramujo_kun/s…
597
i just had SUGAR and i am dubbing this anime SO FAST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
598
covid test negative this is the third most attractive thing about me
599
the pic of grilled cheese got more likes than my role announcement in less than an hour 😔
600
i don't think you understand.
i am standing outside my door, with the eggs, and i will not go inside until she hits 50k followers. it's been over 6 hours so please. twitter.com/khoidaooo/stat…
cat owner