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sex is great but have you ever used up all the fresh produce you bought before it expired
403
all voice actors should just do a big monthly hot tub among us stream together so no one feels left out. Bath With Murder Friends
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please do not believe any rumors that i am young. i have the cardiac health of a senior citizen. every time i sit up it sounds like someone running a truck over bubble wrap
409
whenever i am feeling down i simply buy all the fries at the McDonald’s drive-thru, a skill in which I am quite unmatched
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(i wanna ratio the official genshin account just once, that’s my final boss)
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i don’t know what my brand is anymore #NewProfilePic
412
put the money in the bag or i will say “what else could possibly go wrong in 2022” out loud
413
eating froot loops with my bare hands, sipping milk from the carton in between each individual froot loop. like a sociopath with no clean dishes.
415
thank you everyone who tuned in to watch me absolutely demolish @airzach at hide and seek. I did not even lose or cry one time, as you know
417
deeply saddened that i will never smooch every cat 😔
418
THE DIVINE ONE AND I COMMISSIONED THIS VERY LOVELY #FireEmblemEngage ALEAR + KAGETSU PRINT FROM THE PEERLESS @aleikats IS IT NOT IMMACULATE? WOULD YOU NOT GIVE IT A MILLION QUIZZES!?!?!?
420
getting ready to steal your boyfriend/stock of berries
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it’s my account i can tweet what i want to tweet and sometimes what i want to tweet is “runny poopoo” verify me
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is your asian friend really okay with the “lighthearted asian jokes” or are they only going along with it because that’s the only time you talk to them
423
the masculine urge to fire giant laser beams from your eyes
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i would actually argue that the worst thing about the anime dubbing industry is that it’s full of former theater students, one of god’s most abrasive creations
cat owner