1026
@GenshinImpact he’s even got the boomer mom wallet with the iphone inside 😭
1027
going forward in 2023 there will be no more cat doodles. seal doodles will be the new thing. any request for cat doodles will be automatically changed to seals. this is non-negotiable
1029
after much thought i have instead decided to say bitch every day twitter.com/khoidaooo/stat…
1032
did you know you can simply *not* consume content you don’t like as an alternative to crying and shitting yourself?
1033
let me be speaker of the house. i’ve spoken in many houses, i can do it
1035
my high school french teacher who lives across the country whenever i order a “cruh-sahnt”:
1036
literally stared at this for a solid 38 seconds thinking “wait who are they shipping scaramouche with now” before realizing my iq is in the single digits
1039
me: maybe i’ll start growing my own herbs n stuff ☺️
the ghost of every house plant that has died under my care so far:
1040
I ASKED LAURA FOR AN AUTOGRAPH AND SHE CHARGED ME FORTY BUCKS???!!!?! twitter.com/laura_stahl/st…
1041
i am so overjoyed to let you know: i voice Kagetsu in Fire Emblem Engage! i hope you will use him to defeat a lot of bad guys and maybe smooch him a lil bit if you want to haha but only if you really want to no pressure tho doesn’t matter if you’re a boy or girl he will smooch
1043
this support was so much fun to record GO GIVE HIM A QUIZ RIGHT NOW, ON THE MOUTH twitter.com/herdwicoco/sta…
1044
i wish fire emblem would do this every time i accidentally move a flying unit within range of an archer
1045
hey guys! super chill reminder that if you wanna reply to my tweets with someone else’s art, that you have the proper permissions and give credit! pretty please! each time an artist goes uncredited, an angel gets diarrhea 😔
1046
i forgot what we named our protag and almost got a heart attack
1048
just because their breathing quickened when they saw you and their eyes turned into hearts and they swore to protect you and your kingdom until their dying breath does NOT mean they like you 🙄
1049
pro tip: legally change your name to include an exclamation point at the end so people are forced to be excited to see you
1050
please do not believe any rumors that i am young. i have the cardiac health of a senior citizen. every time i sit up it sounds like someone running a truck over bubble wrap
cat owner