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twitter should let me see private QRTs i wanna know what the mean girl ninjas are saying about me
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can’t wait for pandemic to end so i can sign up for a ravioli making class and increase my power level
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no i will not buy new shoes because my current shoes have feelings and would be hurt by this, you see
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4:49pm time to read too deep into what someone said about me 8 years ago
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do you ever just have an excellent day and then you start imagining a fake argument and ruin it
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people who can fall asleep easily on planes/buses: i am going to eat you and absorb your power
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artists literally just draw face, horizontal flip, adjust eyes for 4 hours
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2 things i’d like people to know:
1) it’s possible to be sincere and seek out comfort & community during difficult times on social media. Most adults who have cultivated a healthy relationship w/ their online platforms do it all the time
2) the unfollow button is free
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what about ice cream shop uniform albedo
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*pretends to be your mom for flowers and a day at the spa because i also deserve these things*
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seriously tho it’s really awesome that i can post a pic of my cats and have so many people adore them with me. thank you for giving me the best superpower
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kid me adult me
🤝
buying pokemon cards to
not feel left out
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why is it called resident evil where is the evil resident
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Hey everyone! If you can, please help support medical aid efforts in Palestine. I just gave to map.org.uk
Other organizations you can give to:
@AneraOrg
@ThePCRF
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if we ever go out to dinner and you catch me staring at my spoon please don’t be alarmed i am just trying to bend it with my mind
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please don’t hurt yourself for your art, it is neither practical nor necessary
art made with well-rested hands is the best and sexiest art
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This should be completely uncontroversial to anyone working in the industry. If you want to bash “wokeness” in the comments, consider keeping quiet and not embarrassing yourself instead. If you want to harass the actors involved, consider putting your phone in a blender. twitter.com/IGN/status/139…
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I want to hang out with friends and feel like a valued part of a manageably-sized community but also I want to disappear into the forest and subsist entirely on wild potatoes what is so hard to understand
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it is scientifically impossible for this tweet to fail
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“your eyes look so dark and mysterious” thank you it’s the bacteria
cat owner