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i am the strongest, richest, most impressive man
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puppy: *appears*
you: (very high pitched voice) hi puppy
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if they can copy-paste sprite and call it 7up then u can write that novel i believe in u
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when your partner makes
💖💕dinosaur noises💕💖
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excited for my first visit to chuck e. cheese this weekend. will finally taste the cheese of chuck
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she wants to know if you have any games on your phone
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kids these days will main diluc but won’t main their mental health 😔
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pov your ex bernie sanders wants to get back together
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I’ll be at San Japan in San Antonio, TX this weekend. A portion of proceeds from autograph sales will be donated to orgs helping texans access abortion services as the new law is being challenged in court. Hope to see some of you there
cat owner