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let’s settle this once and for all
does scaramouche poop?
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this whole time the secret to a hit video game character was:
-sassy
-big hat
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elon musk is just trying to show us that the real blue checkmark was inside us the whole time
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everybody poops, even your favorite genshin character
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do you ever have one of those poos where you gotta put your phone down and just really concentrate
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breaking character for a sec. i may be super fucking stupid, but im smart enough to realize when i’ve got something precious
your replies, your jokes, your art, they really do make me smile. getting to talk to you is a gift, and i hope i get to keep y’all for as long as i can
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hey guys real quick: here are my other socials just in case we really do gotta jump ship. peepaw might be too old for tiktok but he’s still got enough ass and cats to last a thousand years on instagram
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me a hundred years from now in my little rocking chair, recounting november 2022 to my great-grandchildren: “and they all had this pfp”
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someone should make elon musk pay $8/month for something, teach him a lesson
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dunno if i wanna pay $8 a month for a website where i could say something like “having a pretty nice day today, so grateful!” and someone will comment “ok but how does this solve inflation”
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wally has such a cute little face it makes me want to scream and cry and throw up
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to the 2-3 people who requested an all i want for christmas is you cover, i just wanna say…i’ve seen your tweets. i’m not promising anything………but i *hear* you……….
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great. first elon musk steals my exploding car idea, now he’s gonna steal 20 bucks a month twitter.com/verge/status/1…
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oh you like older men? my fitness tracker app says i have the body of a 56 year old 😎
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i thought i doordashed a normal amount of sushi for one but the restaurant included 3 sets of utensils
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