1076
@airzach @TheGriffinBurns Zach you have to tell me these things
1077
all i want is a cash gift of several hundred thousand dollars is that really too much to ask
1080
all voice actors should just do a big monthly hot tub among us stream together so no one feels left out. Bath With Murder Friends
1083
hey europeans i may not have free healthcare but at least i don’t have a reliable public transportation system either
1084
hey i’m gonna be streaming some Stardew Valley tonight with @BoobsMcbalrog at 7PM PST.
it’s supposed to be “chill” but i am going to make it “competitive” and “uncomfortable”
twitch.tv/khoi_dao
1085
rather than “disregarding your own mortality to hold yourself to unreasonably high personal expectations and rendering yourself dull to any feelings of gratitude,” have you instead tried “getting french fries”?
1087
thank you everyone who tuned in to watch me absolutely demolish @airzach at hide and seek. I did not even lose or cry one time, as you know
1088
“your eyes look so dark and mysterious” thank you it’s the bacteria
1090
it is scientifically impossible for this tweet to fail
1092
I want to hang out with friends and feel like a valued part of a manageably-sized community but also I want to disappear into the forest and subsist entirely on wild potatoes what is so hard to understand
1093
This should be completely uncontroversial to anyone working in the industry. If you want to bash “wokeness” in the comments, consider keeping quiet and not embarrassing yourself instead. If you want to harass the actors involved, consider putting your phone in a blender. twitter.com/IGN/status/139…
1094
please don’t hurt yourself for your art, it is neither practical nor necessary
art made with well-rested hands is the best and sexiest art
1095
if we ever go out to dinner and you catch me staring at my spoon please don’t be alarmed i am just trying to bend it with my mind
1096
Hey everyone! If you can, please help support medical aid efforts in Palestine. I just gave to map.org.uk
Other organizations you can give to:
@AneraOrg
@ThePCRF
1097
why is it called resident evil where is the evil resident
1098
kid me adult me
🤝
buying pokemon cards to
not feel left out
1099
seriously tho it’s really awesome that i can post a pic of my cats and have so many people adore them with me. thank you for giving me the best superpower
1100
*pretends to be your mom for flowers and a day at the spa because i also deserve these things*
cat owner