881
when your partner makes
💖💕dinosaur noises💕💖
882
if they can copy-paste sprite and call it 7up then u can write that novel i believe in u
883
puppy: *appears*
you: (very high pitched voice) hi puppy
885
i am the strongest, richest, most impressive man
889
good morning. today i will be wearing my t-shirt inside out for attention.
890
real talk i love laura stahl with all my heart does anyone know where i can buy her the entire world for her birthday
891
i like salami, i think it holds a certain allure
892
does anyone else get irrationally attached to objects
i threw out a table lamp i’ve had since college 8 hours ago and i have not stopped crying since
893
she get [wet food]
i get [a chance to feel something]
895
for those asking why she doesn’t have socials: by parents’ decree she needs to wait until she’s of age 👸
it’ll take some time, we both just got out of our larval stages: twitter.com/khoidaooo/stat…
897
i didn’t take the time to reflect and listen and let my defensiveness get the better of me. i promise i am going to do my best to learn from this and watch my words and intentions moving forward. to those of you who i hurt, i am genuinely sorry, and i hope you can forgive me
898
guys, i fucked up. i hear you, i see you, i've thought about it and i want to say i'm really sorry to those that i've hurt with my comments. in trying to explain my intentions and perspective I missed the mark.
899
passed on the nice things yall said to her. her response:
900
i have a younger sister; she draws a lot but she doesn’t have social media which means *I* get to show off her art!!!!!! looook!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭 it’s her OC!
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