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had the weirdest dream i was a white man named zach
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i challenge elon musk to hand-to-hand combat winner gets twitter
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mfw when a joke is life-alteringly funny
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thank you to everyone still wearing masks, you are so fucking hot
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me: everyone experiences video games differently, and the only right way to play is the way in which you have the most fu—
player: *skips through my character’s dialogue*
me:
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when an artist receives money, that is very hot
159
they gave me official art with my irl husband @ChrisHackneyGGK, as though it were my birthday
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anime fans being openly racist on an actor’s post is a weird kind of terrible. like, you outed yourself as an awful, embarrassing person but hey at least you gained absolutely nothing
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i wish all the people who earnestly interact with my posts instead of treating them like a gratuitous meme dumping ground a very you are my everything and i love you
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“when are you gonna commission a serious albedo print?”
me:
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i’m gonna go get the bts meal i’ve earned it
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anyone who “likes” any alcoholic beverage is just pretending. they all taste like lighter fluid
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twitter can’t shut down where else will voice actors announce their roles and overshare about their personal lives
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the next time im in the same room as mihoyo i will pitch my idea for a mondstadt corn dog stand albedog friedeprinz
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genshin workplace mockumentary au. interior, break room. lunch time. albedo brought a sandwich from home. camera zooms in. its full of spiders
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your mom carries the aura of the stars
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the phrase “hold still” is basically ruined for me forever
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next time zach comes over to play windtrace twitter.com/airzach/status…
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