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touching grass is not enough. you have to eat it
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“your eyes look so dark and mysterious” thank you it’s the bacteria
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does anyone else get irrationally attached to objects
i threw out a table lamp i’ve had since college 8 hours ago and i have not stopped crying since
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there is enough pain in the world, the fishing in stardew valley should not be this hard
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verified twitter users are dumb doodoo heads
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IM GOING TO THE PHILIPPINES
AS AN ASPIRING JOLLIBEE CUSTOMER FOR MANY LONG YEARS, THIS WILL BE A VERY IMPORTANT MOMENT IN MY LIFE, PERHAPS THE MOST IMPORTANT, ONE MIGHT ARGUE twitter.com/CONQuestPHL/st…
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it’s my account i can tweet what i want to tweet and sometimes what i want to tweet is “runny poopoo” verify me
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i am the best and the greatest genshin player of all time
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i just had SUGAR and i am dubbing this anime SO FAST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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got 2 delivery drivers heading to my place i hope they meet and fall in love
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there are only two people in the world whose autographs i really want. one is laura stahl and the other is that hauntingly bewitching man on tiktok who can instantly identify any location on google street view
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just beat #eldenring and i still have no idea what the story was
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i don’t even know how to say kreideprinz
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kids these days don’t know sin cos tan all they care about is “rizz”
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please disregard the last tweet, the person sitting next to me took my phone and committed an act of betrayal
cat owner