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date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a cat nearby
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if pussy not supposed to be kissed why it got lips then?
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"fuck I missed you" while sliding in >>>>>
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fuck sex. come nap with me.
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sex is nice but has your man ever sat you in his lap, kept eye contact with you and fingered you to tears? a concept
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*during sex*
her: be gentle please
also her in 2 minutes: slap me, choke me, spit on me, hit me with a brick
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put your leg between her legs when you are kissing so she can rub herself against it
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"fuck I missed you" while sliding in >>>>>
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"let me do ur eyeliner" gf 🤝 "ok sit on my lap while doing it" bf
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men who moans and talk during sex >>>>
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date someone whose voice can make you calm… or wet… or both
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when they moan “oh fuck” my brain short circuits
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fuck her hard so that she cannot overthink
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"fuck I missed you" while sliding in >>>
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"Good girl" "you're taking it so good" "you make me so proud" "this is only for you" make me so weak
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slow sleepy sex and moaning in each others mouth before we go back to napping please
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good girls touch themselves before going to bed
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Finger her in public ᴬⁿᵈ ᶠᵒʳᶜᵉ ʰᵉʳ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ qᵘⁱᵉᵗ
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YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK
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“are you horny?”
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