1228
If it was me, every single one of you would be getting coal for Christmas.
1229
tonight is the night the Demon under your bed gets you
1230
Up late in tears because I’m still not verified
1231
you better not have been to Church today you traitors
1234
Since I’m now a “professional tweeter” will somebody finally love me.
1235
the demon under your bed is traumatised..
wtf y’all be doing??
1236
People always wonder where Cotton eye joe came from and the answer is Hell. He came from Hell and that is also where he went.
1237
The only bad thing about Hell is how congested it is. The traffic is insane.
1238
Everyone in Hell just saw you fall over on that ice.
1240
Earth is that one area in the universe that everyone locks their door going past.
1241
I hate my job so much, I’ve been working non stop since I got kicked out of Heaven. I want a day off.
1242
Jesus after 2 drinks At the Christmas party in Hell twitter.com/TotalEmms/stat…
1248
It’s where they least expect me twitter.com/dlongenecker1/…
1249
Hell is going to start a subscription service to join, starting at $6.66 a month .
1250
idk if being a femboy is a sin stop asking
Not evil just misunderstood