376
Wake up you lazy fucker it’s time to sin
382
Wake up kings and queens, Hell won't raise itself.
384
Hell has infinite Pizza. Heaven has Broccoli. Make your choice.
385
if God loves you so much why did he give you social anxiety
386
Everyone : did it hurt when you fell from Heaven
Me :
389
Don’t you hate it when your mom doesn’t let you sacrifice your little brother to Satan? Ugh.
390
Before world war 3 starts does anyone wanna admit that I’m better than God
391
You’re all idiots but you’re my idiots
392
Guys want a goth girl but start complaining when they try sacrifice you to Satan smh
393
Honestly, I dont even know how to make a punishment for you kinky fucks, Stop liking it!
394
Heaven is so discriminating, they don't let everyone in. So come to hell, we welcome everyone!
395
Who wants to sneak into Heaven and pet some dogs with me?
396
Praying to God won’t fix your life. That’s on YOU.
397
You humans are a joke that has been taken too far
399
There's a special place in Hell for people who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom
Not evil just misunderstood