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Hell is just one big gay party
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Atleast I let you have tattoos and get drunk
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You’re all dumb bitches but you’re my dumb bitches
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Him : did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Her : aww are you calling me an angel?
Him : no, I’m saying you’re Satan you evil bitch.
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God is disappointed in you
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Yes I am a furry
F - Fuck off I’m not a furry
U -
R -
R -
Y -
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Are y’all okay? Like do you need help??
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Just got to Area 51, about to steal the Bible 2.
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MrBeast just bought a billion souls from me wtf is he planning
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Wake up hoes it’s time to sin
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If I punish bad people, doesn’t that make me good?
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The world has gone mad
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No girl has all 3
- ability to admit when they are wrong
- ability to admit when they are wrong
- ability to admit when they are wrong
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You’re doing great
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Come down here, we accept gays.
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*God having sex*
Her : Jesus Christ you’re huge
God : get out
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Who cares, we’re all going to Hell.
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So who wants to give me their soul for the new iPhone?
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There’s a special place in Hell for people who put pineapple on pizza
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I’m disappointed in you
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At the end of the day, nothing matters. You could end up not waking up tomorrow.
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Wake up whores it’s time to sin
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Wake up sinners, i want you to switch it up and do something good today.