626
NOT* NOT A FURRY
627
*first time meeting death*
Me : I’m dead inside
Death : am I a joke to you
628
@elonmusk u up
629
Wake the fuck up hoe it’s time to sin
630
Don’t forget to sin this weekend
631
The monster under your bed watches you masturbate
632
Me : *exists*
Everyone : not today, satan
633
Hey guys, Satan here. I think the spookiest thing you can do for Halloween is buy something in my unholy name.
Take a demonic portal to JukeBuds.com & enter promo code “s8n” to get 36.66% off.
I’m eagerly awaiting your soul-I mean SALE. Not soul. Not soul.
634
*arriving in Heaven*
Me : what’s the WiFi password?
God : we don’t have WiFi up here
Me : fuck that send me to Hell
635
What
The
Fuck
636
Get out of church you traitors
637
Come to Hell its basically Halloween 24/7
638
Rip fortnite
639
Fortnite is now in Hell
640
The new fortnite map is going to be in Hell
641
Bitch,
The fuck?
642
Fortnite is dead, just like your hopes and dreams.
643
Wake up hoes it’s time to sin
644
If I punish bad people, doesn’t that make me good?
645
Life would be easier if the world ended in 2012 like it was supposed to.
646
he told me the same thing before he kicked me out, be careful twitter.com/cowboybizzy/st…
647
Humanity is beyond fucked
648
Bitch wake up it’s time to sin
649
God is actually the bad guy
650
Not evil just a lil bit of an asshole