501
Wake up you sexy bitch it’s time to sin
502
*in Hell*
Anyone : oh my God
Me : there’s one fucking rule
503
If I can’t join you I guess I’ll just have to beat you instead. I’m coming for you @verified
504
Hi,
Fuck you.
Bye.
505
Yeah fuck that Jesus guy twitter.com/evalmaoo/statu…
506
Honestly, I dont even know how to make a punishment for you kinky fucks, Stop liking it!
507
Wake up you stupid ass it’s time to sin
508
I invented science just to spite God
509
@elonmusk Do u know why Elon
510
Yes I am Satan :
S- Sad
A-
T-
A-
N-
511
Cute first date idea :
- sacrificing them to Satan
512
Just found out Santa isn’t real. I’m heartbroken.
513
*God writing the bible*
God : fuck this guy Satan in particular
514
Wake up motherfucker it’s time to sin
515
About to burn in Hell for eternity. Y’all want anything?
516
Me :
God : get out
517
*God does absolutely nothing*
Everyone : thank God
518
I put the ‘sin’ in ‘single’
519
@Wendys do u know what this means?
520
Bitch, please.
521
Wake your ass up it’s time to sin
522
You guys blame me for getting Eve to eat the fruit but it was delicious and she was hungry
523
Two things in life are for certain
We all die
You’re a little bitch
524
Recycle you stupid bitch
525
might fuck around and
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Hail Satan