Satan(@s8n)さんの人気ツイート(新しい順)

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i don’t remember this part in the Bible twitter.com/mandyizhere/st…
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see you all in Hell! twitter.com/MasculineRetai…
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Me : God :
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Hell is going to start a subscription service to join, starting at $6.66 a month .
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go big or go home
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stop dying, it’s getting crowded down here.
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the only good thing about Heaven is that all the dogs are there
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fuck off being happy and in love in front of me
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fuck valentines day we lonely
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who cares, we’re all gonna die
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tonight is the night the Demon under your bed gets you
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even the aliens don’t want anything to do with humanity
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stop thanking God when a doctor saves your life
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spoiler alert : everyone dies.
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God and I aren’t real
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Twitter is in Hell
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If I wasn't around, churches would go out of business
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can people stop dying i want a day off