976
@Minecraft I’m horny
977
Before I burn in hell for eternity, does anyone wanna admit they gotta crush on me.
978
Just been told I’m going to Hell. Shaking and crying rn.
979
Wake the fuck up it’s the weekend
980
Don’t forget to sin this weekend
981
@Twitter The one where I tell people I’m verified
982
*me before doing anything*
Fuck it im going to Hell either way
983
At least I let you have tattoos and get drunk
984
Does anyone wanna raid Heaven with me?
985
Wake up fuckers it’s nearly the weekend
986
might fuck around and
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Hail Satan
987
Recycle you stupid bitch
988
Two things in life are for certain
We all die
You’re a little bitch
989
You guys blame me for getting Eve to eat the fruit but it was delicious and she was hungry
990
Wake your ass up it’s time to sin
991
Bitch, please.
992
@Wendys do u know what this means?
993
I put the ‘sin’ in ‘single’
994
*God does absolutely nothing*
Everyone : thank God
995
Me :
God : get out
996
About to burn in Hell for eternity. Y’all want anything?
997
Wake up motherfucker it’s time to sin
998
*God writing the bible*
God : fuck this guy Satan in particular
999
Just found out Santa isn’t real. I’m heartbroken.
1000
Cute first date idea :
- sacrificing them to Satan