Satan(@s8n)さんの人気ツイート(新しい順)

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What The Fuck
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*arriving in Heaven* Me : what’s the WiFi password? God : we don’t have WiFi up here Me : fuck that send me to Hell
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Hey guys, Satan here. I think the spookiest thing you can do for Halloween is buy something in my unholy name. Take a demonic portal to JukeBuds.com & enter promo code “s8n” to get 36.66% off. I’m eagerly awaiting your soul-I mean SALE. Not soul. Not soul.
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Me : *exists* Everyone : not today, satan
880
The monster under your bed watches you masturbate
881
Don’t forget to sin this weekend
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Wake the fuck up hoe it’s time to sin
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*first time meeting death* Me : I’m dead inside Death : am I a joke to you
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NOT* NOT A FURRY
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▬▬▬.◙.▬▬▬ ═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ ◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ █▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ ◥█████◤ ══╩══╩═ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ just dropped down to say ╬═╬ ╬═╬ I’m a furry ╬═╬☻/ ╬═╬/▌ ╬═╬/ \
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Come to Hell, we have minecraft 2
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We got sex, drugs, and rock n roll down here. what more could u possibly want?
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Wake up fuckers it’s time to sin
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The McDonald's ice cream machine works in Hell.
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Hey everyone it's trash day!   ∧_∧   (´∀`)  /⌒  ヽ / /   ノ \___ ( /ヽ  |\__)__ \/   |  /  \  (  _ノ | / \  | /  | @verified |      \______ /
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Stay fucking hydrated
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Get ready bitch, we’re going sinning.
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Hey everyone it's trash day!   ∧_∧   (´∀`)  /⌒  ヽ / /   ノ \___ ( /ヽ  |\__) \/   |  /  \  (  _ノ | / Me \  | /  | |      \____/
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God : I love all of humanity Human : I don’t love you God : have fun burning in Hell
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Wake up dumbass it’s time to sin
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H - verify me A - verify me I - verify me L - verify me S - verify me A - verify me T - verify me A - verify me N - verify me
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Who wants to take Cerberus for a walk?
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Hell just froze over
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God ○ く|)へ 〉  ̄ ̄┗┓ Me     ┗┓  ヾ○シ    ┗┓ ヘ/       ┗┓ノ           ┗┓