876
What
The
Fuck
877
*arriving in Heaven*
Me : what’s the WiFi password?
God : we don’t have WiFi up here
Me : fuck that send me to Hell
878
Hey guys, Satan here. I think the spookiest thing you can do for Halloween is buy something in my unholy name.
Take a demonic portal to JukeBuds.com & enter promo code “s8n” to get 36.66% off.
I’m eagerly awaiting your soul-I mean SALE. Not soul. Not soul.
879
Me : *exists*
Everyone : not today, satan
880
The monster under your bed watches you masturbate
881
Don’t forget to sin this weekend
882
Wake the fuck up hoe it’s time to sin
883
@elonmusk u up
884
*first time meeting death*
Me : I’m dead inside
Death : am I a joke to you
885
NOT* NOT A FURRY
886
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887
Come to Hell, we have minecraft 2
888
We got sex, drugs, and rock n roll down here. what more could u possibly want?
889
Wake up fuckers it’s time to sin
890
The McDonald's ice cream machine works in Hell.
891
Hey everyone it's trash day!
∧_∧
(´∀`)
/⌒ ヽ
/ / ノ \___
( /ヽ |\__)__
\/ | / \
( _ノ | / \
| / | @verified |
\______ /
892
Stay fucking hydrated
893
Get ready bitch, we’re going sinning.
894
Hey everyone it's trash day!
∧_∧
(´∀`)
/⌒ ヽ
/ / ノ \___
( /ヽ |\__)
\/ | / \
( _ノ | / Me \
| / | |
\____/
895
God : I love all of humanity
Human : I don’t love you
God : have fun burning in Hell
896
Wake up dumbass it’s time to sin
897
H - verify me
A - verify me
I - verify me
L - verify me
S - verify me
A - verify me
T - verify me
A - verify me
N - verify me
898
Who wants to take Cerberus for a walk?
899
Hell just froze over
900
God
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