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If you ever feel unloved just remember that you’re probably right.
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*female getting tortured in Hell*
Her : mood
Me : wtf?
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Hey everyone it's trash day!
∧_∧
(´∀`)
/⌒ ヽ
/ / ノ \___
( /ヽ |\__)
\/ | / \
( _ノ | / Me \
| / | |
\____/
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*in Hell*
Anyone : oh my God
Me : there’s one fucking rule
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For everyone wondering when Satans birthday was. It’s today. It’s my birthday today! 👿
108
*God giving humans the ability to think on their own*
Humans : God doesn’t exist
God : wait, no.
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Before I burn in hell for eternity, does anyone wanna admit they gotta crush on me.
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| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
| VERIFY |
| SATAN |
| |
|_________________|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
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Does anybody wanna chill in Hell until ww3 blows over?
112
Drink more water you bitch
113
For every 10k likes this gets I’ll drop a random fact about me.
114
It’s only been a few days and 2020 is already fucked
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I’m home
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I can’t buy your souls anymore I’m broke
118
Fuck this, fuck that and fuck you.
120
Twitter is like free therapy except it makes things worse.
121
heard you were looking for a new CEO.. @elonmusk
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Jesus got crucified because he didn’t Stan BTS
123
If not today then when bitch?
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ok boomer t.co/tuUSOdPO02
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God watches you masturbate