1001
Wake up fuckers, lets have a good day today 👿
1002
Maybe you’re not so bad after all. twitter.com/god/status/121…
1004
Hell just froze over, we gotta evacuate.
1006
“Death can have me… when it earns me” has got to be the coldest line ever in gaming
1007
It’s a good thing God loves you because nobody else will.
1008
Wake the fuck up hoe it’s time to sin
1010
"Eating fruit is good for you"
Bitch, look what happened to Eve.
1018
Wake up sinners, start your weekend right by doing something evil today 😈
1020
Not evil just a lil bit of an asshole
1021
it’s getting cold, come to hell to get nice and toasty! stay warm sinners!
1024
Get ready bitch, we’re going sinning.
1025
The only bad thing about Hell is that we can’t have ice cream
Not evil just misunderstood