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*October starts*
Everyone : 👻🎃👻🎃👻💀👻🎃💀🎃🕷🕸👻🎃🕷🕸🕷🕸🎃👻🎃🕷🕸🕷👻🕸🎃🕷🕸🎃
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Who wants to sneak into Heaven and pet some dogs with me?
278
Can everyone please stop asking to see my ‘big red demon cock’
Thankyou.
279
Him : did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Her : aww are you calling me an angel?
Him : no, I’m saying you’re Satan you evil bitch.
280
Fortnite is dead, just like your hopes and dreams.
281
We have dinosaurs in Hell
282
Even I believe in consent
283
Fuck
284
Since it’s Black Friday I might fuck around and bring back the Black Plague.
285
What if I told you that me and God are actually the same thing.
286
Be more ‘owo’ and less ‘uwu’
287
Your planet is a mess
288
Adam and Eve ended up in Hell because they had sex before marriage.
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might fuck around and
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Worship Satan
291
Wake up sinners, Monday’s don’t suck it’s your life that Does.
292
God kicked me out of Heaven because I replaced the middle of his Oreos with toothpaste
293
The bible says you’re a bitch
294
spoiler alert : everyone dies.
295
Stop letting Jesus take the wheel, he sucks at driving.
296
Stop offering me goats wtf
297
There’s a special place in Hell for people who put pineapple on pizza
298
It’s a good day to Sacrifice your little brother to Satan in exchange for finding diamonds in minecraft
299
Me : *complains it’s too hot*
Also me : *wears all black*
300
How do you torture a masochist?