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xiaojun’s ultimate aegyo today SOBSS
“so you’re not blaming the design, but me? i’m sad 💔… 😭”
*minutes after being comforted*
“😉 yes yes, it’s the tap design’s fault!”
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#肖俊花钱测智商 “xiaojun paid to test his iq” is trending in weibo entertainment hot searches 🔥 everybody finds xiaojun adorable~
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🦕 will you two leave the one million people watching your live to game?
🦕🦄: HMMM 🤔🤔🤔 *coughing noises* *nervous laughter*
🦕 hendery, what do you think?
🦄 i think whatever you say will do, xiaojun!
🦕 i think your suggestions are pretty good too. i’ll listen to you!
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china’s women’s diving olympics gold medallist zhang jiaqi was caught in 4k watching xiaodery’s live, so it became a hot topic 😭
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hendery: eh? lao xiao? 😲
*xiaojun joins live*
🦄: LAO XIAOO 😄
🦕: hendery !! 😄
I’M GOING TO FAWKING SOB THEIR EXCITED EXPRESSIONS
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xiaojun voice then the screen just said “the host has ended the live”… he JUST LEFT 😭😭😭 wah, i got a shock. wah, hendery… you’re amazing. HE JUST LEFT LIKE THAT !
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hendery described how xiaojun will hype things up when monitoring, “this is amazing” etc, always so passionate! xj said it’s been 2 years, of course! xj said taeyong once told him this: when monitoring, if your reactions are genuine and good, your members will be motivated too 💗
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🦄 question. did you pay for this iq test?
🦕 …do you know something?
🦄 no i’m just asking! did you pay?
🦕 do you know something ?!
🦄 did you or did you not ?
🦕 I DIDN’T, I DIDN’T PAY !
🦄 OHHH YOU’VE LEARNT TO TELL LIES HUH !
🦕 I’M TELLING THE TRUTH!
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OMFG HELP xiaojun was talking about how until now he hasn't found a foolproof way to ends lives. all of a sudden hendery's mic starts having "problems". hendery voice "wait, i think my mic is problematic. guess its time to go." xiaojun voice "wait, this tactic?- CUTS OFF" 😭😭
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HELPPP xiaojun read a comment saying “you two aren’t going to ditch the 1 million people watching this live to game again, are you??” both of them just went 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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hendery voice: oh my god, xiaojun! were your vocal chords kissed by an angel ??
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xiaojun said hendery has many killing parts in phantom!! hd's just like ALL OF A SUDDEN??? hendery said during filming when they're monitoring, xiaojun's really funny cause he'll keep gasping and being amazed at the stuff they filmed. xiaojun's like it's been 2 years, of course!!
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LMFAOOOO hendery just asked if the cb is on 9/12, then will the teasers be dropped before the 9th or after? xiaojun's expression major dropped and was like are you even thinking?? cue xiaodery antics and eventually xj said: you're making them worry about your quarantine state LOL
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xiaojun said to anticipate hendery for this comeback because he's made major improvements in his performance, hendery's like this praise all of a sudden?? xiaojun said i'm telling THEM not you... hendery said it's ok! praise more! all you want! i can handle it!
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😭😭😭😭
hd: so can i ask you a question. did you make any sort of payment to do the IQ test?
xj: .... do you know something?
hd: answer the question!!
xj: no i didn't pay !!
hd: OHH YOU'VE LEARNT TO LIE
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LMFAOOOO hendery's response to whether he's tested his iq:
"no, bc people will get a shock at how smart i am. xiaojun got 130? then i must be 150? huh he PAID to do the test??? isn't that a testament of his iq then? LMAOO please don't go telling on me to xiaojun"
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hendery said the only spoiler he can give is that there was a huge increase production cost for this comeback, and to anticipate as it'll be really cool !
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hendery voice "huh, yangyang called me gege yesterday? are you sure? I'll need him to say that to my face to believe it" 😭
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xiaojun’s message:
‘wayv’s back! you’ve waited long. these three years have really been rough, but three years later and you’re still here, let’s once again walk this journey together? it still feels like when we first started, we still have many stories to uncover! LOVE U~’
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xiaojun is thankful to sungchan and eunseok who were his seniors in sm when he first entered as they helped him so much with his korean which wasn’t good 💗 they also said when xiaojun first came, he only knew how to order “claypot bulgogi” so he ate that for 1 month straight 😭
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😭😭 yangyang pronounced “chemical reaction” weirdly and he was like “sigh… when you’re in a group with two cantonese speaking people, this is what happens”
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the date tomorrow is 221122… if mirror concept is real, perfect time for teasers? 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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