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💬 highest iq in 5 generations
🦕 why don’t i feel happy? 🙂
💬 we’re praising your smartness
🦕 don’t believe
💬 pic: friend, don’t be too nosy (cr. yangyang’s ig dms with wayvofficial LMFAO)
🦕 comments are filled with it, how can i not be nosy
MY POOR XIAOJUN 😭😭😭 twitter.com/smoldejuns/sta…
927
🦕: “he bought the same shirt as me”
🐑: “he bought the same shirt as me”
😭
928
op: recently i’ve gone to the doctor for my ears
🦕 *confused* ears ??
op: yes, because it hasn’t heard you say “i miss you” in a while
🦕 i miss you, you’ve heard it now~
op: oh it’s cured!! thank you 🤣
929
🦕 post 18 selfies for 3 days challenge
🦄 : you can do it, it’s not hard
🦕 : 18… since i rejected it last year, maybe this year i’ll try it out
🐑 : just take one video and screenshot 18 frames to post
🦕 : it’ll be ugly, what if i’m mid-blink
🦄 : there’s beauty in blinking
931
💚 i don’t wanna put makeup on (before the call) next time, it takes too much time
🦕 are you not wearing it now? 😯
💚 i mean next time!
🦕 ahh then don’t! anyway we’re so familiar with eo!
💚 u haven’t seen me barefaced! i might be unrecognisable 🤣
🦕 i’ll DEFINITELY recognise twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
932
that little peek of xiaojun’s two bunny teeth every damn time i’m SO ENDEARED 🥹💗💗💗
933
aaa cutie xiaojun in his pretty little jacket 🥰🫶🫶🫶
934
xiaojun said to anticipate hendery for this comeback because he's made major improvements in his performance, hendery's like this praise all of a sudden?? xiaojun said i'm telling THEM not you... hendery said it's ok! praise more! all you want! i can handle it!
935
“i heard xiaojun’s a big fan of seunghwan”
🦕 yes i feel so fortunate today, as this is a wonderful opportunity. usually the moment i get on the car and open my phone, i’ll listen to seunghwan senior’s songs. to be able to hear it from such a close distance today, i’m so lucky
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NAURR xiaojun running back in swallowed up in his warm fluffy white hoodie 😭😭
937
GUYS I’M NOT OKAY PHANTOM IS WAYV’S #BEST TITLE TO DATE AND I’M NOT OPEN TO DISCUSSION WHAT THE FUCK THAT BLEW MY FUCKING MINDDD I’M NAWT OK
939
xiaojun singing horizon ~ 💗 twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
940
#肖俊花钱测智商 “xiaojun paid to test his iq” is trending in weibo entertainment hot searches 🔥 everybody finds xiaojun adorable~
941
🦕 will you two leave the one million people watching your live to game?
🦕🦄: HMMM 🤔🤔🤔 *coughing noises* *nervous laughter*
🦕 hendery, what do you think?
🦄 i think whatever you say will do, xiaojun!
🦕 i think your suggestions are pretty good too. i’ll listen to you!
942
hendery described how xiaojun will hype things up when monitoring, “this is amazing” etc, always so passionate! xj said it’s been 2 years, of course! xj said taeyong once told him this: when monitoring, if your reactions are genuine and good, your members will be motivated too 💗
944
cutie xiaojun took it upon himself to speak in english to fans after members mentioned the translator worked rlly hard 😭💗
“how are you guys feeling tonight?! yeah? WHO WANTS TO COME TO OUR FANMEETING?! and do you guys love us? we love you too!! happy new year & see you again!”
945
xiaojun update
“what does 五智一 mean?”
basically after xj revealed he paid $26.50 for the iq test fans have been calling him 五智一, a running joke which kind of means he’s the smartest of 5 generations 🤣 xiaojun saw it all over the comments so he POSTED ON WEIBO to ask 😭
947
FUCKKKK a whole compilation of xiaojun imitating puppies THANK YOU
948
💬 when you’re playing chess please watch out for the traffic lights, stay safe !
xiaojun: what the hell? 🤣🤦♂️
(tn: op is probably referring to the second picture 🚥😭)
949
I SEE NO DIFFERENCE twitter.com/smoldejuns/sta…
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🦄 question. did you pay for this iq test?
🦕 …do you know something?
🦄 no i’m just asking! did you pay?
🦕 do you know something ?!
🦄 did you or did you not ?
🦕 I DIDN’T, I DIDN’T PAY !
🦄 OHHH YOU’VE LEARNT TO TELL LIES HUH !
🦕 I’M TELLING THE TRUTH!
#肖俊：别搞我！eng/中