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percy jackson to the gods asking him to go on a quest after he just finished one:
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percy: you call it a near death experience, i call it a vibe check from the gods.
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if you haven’t read the lightning thief what are you doing bestie?
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i miss him (fictional son of poseidon who would destroy me on sight)
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if anyone asks me why i am the way i am all i have to say is i started reading percy jackson and the Olympians at a very formative age
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say what you want about percy jackson but if a toddler handed him a fake phone he would answer it
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me: give percy jackson a break he’s been through enough!
uncle rick: he’ll be completing quests with annabeth & grover to get three recommendation letters from the gods to get into college
me: OH MY GOD PERCY WILL BE COMPLETING QUESTS WITH ANNABETH AND GROV
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WALKER SCOBELL IS OUR PERCY JACKSON I REPEAT OUR PERCY'S FINALLY HERE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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monster: i'm going to kill you
percy jackson: i'm literally neurodivergent and a minor
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percy jackson during son of neptune: twitter.com/user0000O0/sta…
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nico di angelo world domination 💀👑
🎨 by the amazing @Velinxi ✨
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[after the quest]
nico *excitedly*: percy, where's my sister?
percy:
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funny how both percy and annabeth’s fatal flaws (hubris & excessive personal loyalty) was part of the reason they both fell into Tartarus, and part of the reason they survived and gotten out of there too
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friendly reminder that Poseidon & Hades loved Sally Jackson and Maria di Angelo so much that they both offered them palaces in their respective kingdoms & both women turned down the GODS for the sake & safety of their children never stops to amaze me—
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“i could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; i would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. i would know him in death, at the end of the world.”
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do you think when nico sometimes visits the Underworld that he ever met or interacted with achilles and patroclus? that patroclus starts telling him stories of how he secretly yearned for achilles nearly all his life, and nico feeling that bone-deep hurt— 1/4
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get your ass up and cast danny devito as mr. d/dionysus in the percy jackson and the olympians series. it seems like no one wants to cast danny as mr. d these days
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“PERCY JACKSON KILLED PEOPLE” okay and what do you want me to do about that 🤨
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therapy: expensive
re-reading the lightning thief: free
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ok but imagine TENOCH HUERTA cast as a god for the percy jackson series ... i would simply pass away
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percy jackson and the lightning thief re-read, a thread:
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andrew garfield's peter parker is best friends with percy jackson, they told me so themselves
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everyone to percy in the lightning thief:
out of context stuff on the riordanverse books & pjo disney+ show • spoilery • no. 1 lavinia asimov stan • pfp by velsmells